How to stop Global Warming caused by CO2

Well,  I have figured it out.  The way we can all stop Global Warming (since it HAS to be caused by CO2).  This idea of mine is complete genius...  I am so proud of myself for coming up with it.  So hold yourself back folks..  here it is:

"EVERY Person on the planet needs to hold their breath 5 times a day for 30 seconds."

See how easy that was...  With all of the CO2 that we put out with our simple breathing, we can stop the increase of CO2.  As the planet adds more people, we are adding more CO2.  And since all of the AGW believers are all about CO2, this is my simple method.  No Cap & trade.  No raising taxes to pay for expensive methods to reduce CO2 emissions by machines, no "get off the Fossil Fuels", just simply hold your breath.  But remember, don't come running to me when all of a sudden your plants don't seem as "alive" as they were.

For those of you who don't know me..  this article is called Sarcasm.......

Humans "may" contribute to the "warming" of the earth, but by an amount so small, it doesn't even matter.  A statistician would probably not even call us anything.